yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
