Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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