just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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