My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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