U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I smell stomach acid.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
