what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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