Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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