Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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