you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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