Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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