You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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