I love black thongs
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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