Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize