Tell her she can't have a vagina
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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