Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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