your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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