ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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