STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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