Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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