Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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