She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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