There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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