carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Dicks are not precious.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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