I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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