Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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