Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He passed out mid-signature
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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