i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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