Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Success! We fucked roommates!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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