I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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