He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
