Whod you bang
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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