dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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