i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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