then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Come see our sink grown plant.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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