Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
