Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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