I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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