I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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