I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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