Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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