K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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