All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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