We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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