Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize