Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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