their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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