Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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