After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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