if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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