Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
try to milk me bitch
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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