Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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