Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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